Deal-Breaker Text

There is this boy who wants to hang out with me. Well, I have been entertaining the idea of it, but avoiding him because I'd rather play video games then attempt a relationship because I'm lazy.

Anyway- I get a text from said boy on Saturday saying "o lets go dance" (FYI hes foreign +10 pts). and I'm all... naw bro, I am gaming tonight. And hes all, yeah cool okay. and I'm all, ya know deadspace2 WoW and Portal 2 and I'm all yeah I may be drunk while I am writing this post. whatevs haters to the left.

Anyway, I thought maybe I will stop being so shy and actually meet up with this guy... until I get this text:

"Hey... still playing games?? when u finished ur virtuals tours let me know so we can hang out in the real world ;) I'll be bleading real blood until then ::))."

........ Nothing has ever turned me off so quickly than this "man" calling my awesome game nights "virtual tours." 

And why is he bleeding?? Thats weird. I am telling you thats weird.

The search for a gamer boy to co-op with me goes on....

CathyBeeee: Let’s play that drinking game where you make the wizard staff out of beer cans.
ExplodedSoda: Tonight or tomorrow night?
CathyBeeee: Every night.

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CathyBeeee: One day we will never have to leave our houses. Trader Joe’s will just deliver our food.
ExplodedSoda: But then we’d all be fat.
CathyBeeee: It wouldn’t matter cause we’d all have treadmills in our houses. They’d be cheap. We would only go outside to have sex.
ExplodedSoda: ….
CathyBeee: Wait, we wouldn’t even have to leave our houses for sex.